if you’re not emotionally ready for new twenty one pilots music and you know it clap your hands
I’m honestly so annoyed someone isn’t flirting with me 24/7 like how dare you. how dare you
you know, i never did forgive you for doing that to me. and i’m not sure you ever realized how much you messed me up.
Demi Lovato at her meet and greet in Montreal, Quebec - October 19, 2014. (x)
- my bf: *doesnt reply*
- me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
- my bf: my bad I had to pee.
- me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
do you ever see someone random in public and then you can’t stop thinking about that person even though it makes absolutely no sense because you don’t even know them?
my professional creeper status has hit an all-time high (low?) and i’m not sure whether to be proud or ashamed